i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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