butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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