is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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