Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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