he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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