thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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