do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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