U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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