New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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