If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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