I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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