At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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