Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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