I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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