Pants 0. Shit 1.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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