don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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