I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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