: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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