I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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