Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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