redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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