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i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind

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(847): i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind http://tfl.nu/hyvq

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i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'

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i was like PREG?

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(312): i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?' (312): i was like PREG? http://tfl.nu/r2o4

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(+34): View more from Spain

Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.

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(+34): Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow. http://tfl.nu/qh3w

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(541): View more from Oregon

I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.

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(541): I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album. http://tfl.nu/to1v

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(630): View more from Illinois

between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before

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(630): between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before http://tfl.nu/2m53

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.

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(651): I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol. http://tfl.nu/cmai

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help

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(423): I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help http://tfl.nu/q44r

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(510): View more from California

I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.

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(510): I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit. http://tfl.nu/1jo4

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(217): View more from Illinois

He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..

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YOU would be the Freshman Expirence

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(217): He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that.. (1-217): YOU would be the Freshman Expirence http://tfl.nu/md5b

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(330): View more from Ohio

ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea

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(330): ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea http://tfl.nu/4yvx

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(716): View more from New York

I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day

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Eh. They balance each other out

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(716): I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day (1-716): Eh. They balance each other out http://tfl.nu/9dcn

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(503): View more from Oregon

My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.

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(503): My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies. http://tfl.nu/5aky

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.

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Oh shit. This is getting real.

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(504): Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning. (1-504): Oh shit. This is getting real. http://tfl.nu/zlj3

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(585): View more from New York

Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.

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(585): Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful. http://tfl.nu/cgzo

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(970): View more from Colorado

It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...

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(970): It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am... http://tfl.nu/kvjw

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