After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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