I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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