i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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