Capitaan dildo arrescate!
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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