You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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