whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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