brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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