So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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