Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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