You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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