dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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