Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
porn star boner night. come get it.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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