Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
The Olympian is in my bed
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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