There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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