she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
