dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
being pregnant is like rehab
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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