3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I wish I only lived at night.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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