before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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