He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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i think my cat just said my name.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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