he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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