Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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