Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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