I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
this boner is exhausting
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Less talking, more tequila
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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