Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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