Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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