At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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