is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize