Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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