Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
