life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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