let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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