When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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