Umm I'm too high to move.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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You. Win. At. Life.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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