i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
porn star boner night. come get it.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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