I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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