Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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