Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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