I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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